I was taking a stand-up comedy class but I had to quit...
My teacher was making me feel funny.
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Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?
She couldn't control her pupils.
The topic for my third-grade class was genetics. Smiling broadly, I pointed to my dimples and asked, “What trait do you think I passed on to my children?”
One student called out, “Wrinkles!”
As a kid, parent-teacher conferences were embarrassing and awkward for me and my parents. My teacher made my parents write on the blackboard one hundred times, "We will not have any more children."