teacher jokes

Category: "Teacher Jokes"
0 votes

During a test, the college professor noticed that a married student, who was quite pregnant, kept rubbing her side. After class, before she left, the teacher asked her, "Are you okay? I noticed you were holding onto your side."

"Oh, I'm fine," the student answered. "It's just that my baby was pushing his foot up and down my ribs, and it hurt a little."

"Well, that's good," the professor said, feeling relieved.

"Yes," she continued. "It's strange. He normally sleeps during your class too."

0 votes
posted by "wadejagz" |
4 votes

I was taking a stand-up comedy class but I had to quit...

My teacher was making me feel funny.

4 votes
posted by "MouthDiapers" |
0 votes

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?

She couldn't control her pupils.

0 votes
posted by "Quantum321" |
0 votes

The topic for my third-grade class was genetics. Smiling broadly, I pointed to my dimples and asked, “What trait do you think I passed on to my children?”

One student called out, “Wrinkles!”

0 votes
posted by "ERS" |