technology jokes

Category: "Technology Jokes"
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I turned on the navigation device in the car and it began to flirt with me!

Just then I realized I'd hit the wrong button and was listing to an audio book romance novel belonging to my wife.

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posted by "Marty" |
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It might be my imagination but I could have sworn my GPS navigation device said, "Not that left dummy, you're other left!"

Is anyone else having this problem?

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posted by "Marty" |
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A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small, deserted island one day noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it.

Rushing to the bottle, he pulled out the cork and with shaking hands pulled out the message.

"Due to lack of maintenance," he read, "we regretfully have found it necessary to cancel your e-mail account."

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posted by "Leibel" |
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Most people will say, "If it ain't broke, don't fix it."

An engineer will say, "If it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet."

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posted by "Bumpa Hennigar" |