Category: Family Jokes



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“How are you getting on with your football, Jack?”
“Well, Dad, pretty good. The coach said I was one of the team’s greatest drawbacks!”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/26/2004    pub.:Apr/26/2004    sent:Aug/4/2006


Ranking: 2.79 / 53
Little Peter was taking his new puppy for a walk when a policeman stopped him.
“Has your dog got a license?” The policeman asked. “Oh, no,” answered Peter.
“He’s not old enough to drive.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Mar/30/2009    pub.:Mar/30/2009    sent:Apr/11/2009


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Customer: Waiter, Waiter, “what’s this fly doing in my soup?
Waiter: “Looks like the backstroke sir”
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Thanks to: fred durst - yukon - alaska - USA.
rec.:Oct/3/2001    pub.:Oct/18/2001


Ranking: 2.67 / 61
Examining his new will, the old man said to his attorney, “I guess this makes my son and I sort of like football players.”
“How’s that?” the lawyer asked.
“Well, until I kick off, he doesn’t receive.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/17/2003    pub.:Sep/17/2003    sent:Oct/25/2003


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