Category: Family Jokes



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Little Peter was taking his new puppy for a walk when a policeman stopped him.
“Has your dog got a license?” The policeman asked. “Oh, no,” answered Peter.
“He’s not old enough to drive.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Mar/30/2009    pub.:Mar/30/2009    sent:Apr/11/2009


Ranking: 2.31 / 111
In the name of the Lord God: One day a sergeant came back home and said to his wife: Everything has changed in the army. From now on, he added, we are free to follow the orders of our officers and we can discuss the matters with them. His wife answered: That is in the army. Here at home none of that. Get up and wash the dishes!
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Thanks to: Morteza Olangui - Mehrshahr - Tehran - Iran
rec.:Mar/3/2002    pub.:Mar/10/2002


Ranking: 2.33 / 105
Customer: Waiter, Waiter, “what’s this fly doing in my soup?
Waiter: “Looks like the backstroke sir”
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Thanks to: fred durst - yukon - alaska - USA.
rec.:Oct/3/2001    pub.:Oct/18/2001


Ranking: 2.90 / 42
“How are you getting on with your football, Jack?”
“Well, Dad, pretty good. The coach said I was one of the team’s greatest drawbacks!”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/26/2004    pub.:Apr/26/2004    sent:Aug/4/2006


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