Category: Miscellaneous Jokes

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Ranking: 2.76 / 74
Isn't it strange how drivers who go slower than you are idiots and those that go faster are maniacs?
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Thanks to: John - United Kingdom
rec.:Aug/25/2006    pub.:Oct/16/2006    sent:Dec/14/2006


Ranking: 2.93 / 57
All eyes were on the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle. They reached the altar and the waiting groom. The bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand. The guest sitting in the front pews responded with ripples of laughter. Even the priest smiled broadly. As her father gave her away in marriage, the bride gave him back his credit card.
#20406    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Aug/19/2009    pub.:Aug/19/2009    sent:Jan/8/2010


Ranking: 2.91 / 58
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
#13626    
Thanks to: Jonathan Peer - USA.
rec.:Jun/24/2004    pub.:Jul/21/2004    sent:Sep/6/2004


Ranking: 2.96 / 54
The economy is so bad that: Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

#20881    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/9/2010    pub.:Feb/9/2010    sent:Apr/23/2010


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