The economy is so bad that:Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal.
Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by
the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
#20880
Thanks to:
Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/9/2010 pub.:Feb/9/2010 sent:Jul/4/2010
Ranking:
3.15 / 33
Christopher Columbus was the first ever-successful politician of the world because he didn’t know where he was going, he didn’t know where he was when he got there, and he did all of it only on borrowed money!
#7784
Thanks to:
sriraga - sivaganga - tamilnadu - India
rec.:Feb/8/2003 pub.:May/8/2003
Ranking:
2.63 / 63
Two convicts were sitting on their cot in a jail cell. One says to the other, "I hear you’re getting out in a few days. Tell me something are you going straight, or are you going back into politics?"
#20014
Thanks to:
John Bossoni - USA.
rec.:Apr/2/2009 pub.:Apr/7/2009 sent:Apr/28/2009
Ranking:
2.63 / 63
Two prisoners were sitting in their cell talking, one said to the other, “You are getting out in a couple of weeks, are you going straight or back in Politics.
#18848
Thanks to:
Clarence Kirsch - Las Vegas - Nev. - USA.
rec.:Feb/17/2008 pub.:Mar/12/2008 sent:Feb/12/2009
