Category: Teachers Jokes
Ranking: 2.88 / 50
Teacher: If you had 20p in one trouser pocket and 60p in the other, what do you have?
Pupil: Someone else’s trousers, miss.
Thanks to: Samantha Wells - United Kingdom
Ranking: 2.30 / 125
Teacher: Today is the first day of the school, any questions?
John: Yes, when will the Holidays start?
Thanks to: ulfeeee - bombay - India
rec.:Sep/14/2003 pub.:Sep/18/2003 sent:Dec/4/2003