Category: Teachers Jokes

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Ranking: 4.02 / 336
A kindergarten teacher handed out a coloring page to her class. On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella. The teacher told her class to color the duck in yellow and the umbrella green, however, Bobby, the class rebel, colored the duck in a bright fire truck red. After seeing this, the teacher asked him: "Bobby, how many times have you see a red duck?" Young Bobby replied with "The same number of times I've seen a duck holding an umbrella."
Thanks to: Dragonella - Iceland
rec.:Mar/18/2008    pub.:Mar/19/2008    sent:Jun/22/2015

Ranking: 3.71 / 532
A biology teacher wished to demonstrate to his students the harmful effects of alcohol on living organisms. For his experiment, he showed them a beaker with pond water in which there was a thriving civilization of worms. When he added some alcohol into the beaker the worms doubled-up and died.
"Now," he said,” what do you learn from this?"
An eager student gave his answer.
"Well the answer is obvious," he said " if you drink alcohol, you'll never have worms."
Thanks to: Aneisha Rampersad - Trinidad And Tobago
rec.:Nov/24/2001    pub.:Dec/9/2001    sent:Jun/21/2015

Ranking: 3.51 / 402
Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?

Sam: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

Thanks to: Reddicharla - India
rec.:Mar/1/2002    pub.:Mar/9/2002    sent:May/20/2014

Ranking: 3.71 / 288
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Mar/15/2007    pub.:Mar/15/2007    sent:Dec/5/2013

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