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A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked. “What’s the problem Carol? I hope it’s not homework again.”
“Well, uh, yes, it is,” replied Carol “I was stupid and made my homework paper into a paper airplane.”
“Carol, you’re right, that wasn’t a very bright thing to do,” said the teacher, “but his once I’ll let your just unfold the paper and hand it in.”
“Oh, but that won’t work,” said Carol, looking even sadder. “You see, the plane was hijacked
#3937    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/4/2002    pub.:Apr/4/2002


Ranking: 2.83 / 252
Seven-year-old John had finished his summer vacation and gone back to school.
Two days later his teacher phone his mother to tell her that John was misbehaving.
"Wait a minute," said the mother. "I had John here for two months and I never called you once when he misbehaved."
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/3/2002    pub.:Jan/3/2002


Ranking: 3.16 / 140
In a grammar lesson in eighth grade Mrs. O’Neill said, “Paul, give me a sentence with a direct object.”
Paul replied. “Everyone thinks you are the best teacher in the school.”
“Thank you, Paul,” responded Mrs. O’Neill, “but what is the object?”
“To get the best mark possible,” said Paul
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/4/2002    pub.:Apr/4/2002    sent:Jan/29/2011


Ranking: 3.22 / 127
Teacher: Class, you have 30 minutes to write a composition on the subject of
Baseball
Jonah: Here’s my paper
Teacher: Jonah, you spent only one minute writing your essay
Lets hear what you wrote
Jonah: Game called off on account of rain

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Thanks to: Aakash - India
rec.:Oct/8/2002    pub.:Dec/28/2002    sent:Apr/10/2014


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