Category: Teachers Jokes

A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked. “What’s the problem Carol? I hope it’s not homework again.”
“Well, uh, yes, it is,” replied Carol “I was stupid and made my homework paper into a paper airplane.”
“Carol, you’re right, that wasn’t a very bright thing to do,” said the teacher, “but his once I’ll let your just unfold the paper and hand it in.”
“Oh, but that won’t work,” said Carol, looking even sadder. “You see, the plane was hijacked

Seven-year-old John had finished his summer vacation and gone back to school.
Two days later his teacher phone his mother to tell her that John was misbehaving.
"Wait a minute," said the mother. "I had John here for two months and I never called you once when he misbehaved."

In a grammar lesson in eighth grade Mrs. O’Neill said, “Paul, give me a sentence with a direct object.”
Paul replied. “Everyone thinks you are the best teacher in the school.”
“Thank you, Paul,” responded Mrs. O’Neill, “but what is the object?”
“To get the best mark possible,” said Paul

Teacher: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
Cindy: You told me to do it without using tables!