Category: Teachers Jokes



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Ranking: 3.26 / 112
Mrs. Smith, I ainít got no crayons.
Young man, you mean, I donít have any crayons.
You donít have any crayons. We donít have any crayons.
They donít have any crayons.
Do you see what Iím getting at?
I think so. What happened to all the crayons?
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/8/2003    pub.:Oct/8/2003    sent:Sep/10/2013


Ranking: 3.07 / 148
Teacher: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
Cindy: You told me to do it without using tables!
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Thanks to: Olukosi David - Ketu - Lagos State - Nigeria
rec.:Sep/22/2003    pub.:Sep/29/2003    sent:Aug/9/2009


Ranking: 3.22 / 116
On the way to lunch, a teacher spotted two boys playfully fighting. She asked one of the boys to go to the back of the line and he came back right after.Ē Why aren't you at the end of the line?" asked the teacher. The boy replied," I couldn't, someone was already there."
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Thanks to: Eric - Mesa - AZ - United States Minor Outlying Islands
rec.:May/24/2002    pub.:Jul/28/2002


Ranking: 3.05 / 142
Teacher: Why do we sometimes call the Middle Ages the Dark Ages?
Peter: Because they had so many knights.
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Mar/30/2009    pub.:Mar/30/2009    sent:Feb/18/2013


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