A three-fer:
What do you get when you cross a former vice president with a slasher film?
A: An Al Gore-fest!
What do you get when you cross a former "90210" actress with a national youth contest?
A: A Tori Spelling-Bee!
What do you get when you cross a presidential candidate with a wind instrument?
A: A Donald Trump-pet!
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