''Doctor, my nose is 11 inches long!"

''Come back when it grows into a foot!"

What did the famous musician say the moment he was born?

I'LL BE BACH!

A good looking girl waved at me today…

But there was no way I was swimming out that far to save her.

Boy: Ah, finally, I've waited so long.
Girl: You want me to leave?
Boy: No. I dare to not even think about it.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course. Lots!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: No! Why are you asking me?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every time I get the chance!
Girl: Will you ever hit me?
Boy: Are you crazy? Of course not!
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Darling?

Now Read it Backwards!