A mother and son where out for lunch at a diner.

The waitress says, "Cops and kids under 5 eat for free!"

Mother discreetly nudges her 6 year old.

The son says, "I'm a police."

The mayor in my city just passed a law that male best friends have to have lunch together at least once a week.

Well, it's not a law, it's more of a mandate.

There was a Roman emperor who never aged after he turned 19...

His name was Constant-Teen.

What do you call it when your mother's sisters all gather at a funeral to avenge your death?

Vigil Aunties