What did the traffic light say to the car?

Don't look. I'm changing.

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

One but the light bulb really has to really want to change.

Why did the turtle cross the road? To get into the shell station.

Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove it wasn't chicken.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? To get to the hare station.