A Lady is driving for the first time on an expressway.

Her husband calls on her cell and says, " Be careful my love, I just heard on the radio, that some one is driving opposite to the traffic on the expressway!"

She replied, "Someone...? These rascals are in Hundreds!".

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

"You'll get your chance in court." said the Desk Sergeant.

"No, no no!" said the man.

"I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"