Q: Did you hear about the hungry clock?

A: It went back four seconds.

Q. Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

A. Because she will Let It Go!

Q. What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

A. An irrelephant!

Teacher: OK, Little Johnny, point to the USA on the map.

Little Johnny: OK!
Little Johnny points to the USA.

Teacher: Great job, Johnny! Now, who discovered the USA?

Little Johnny: I did!