I asked my grandma what health problems ran in our family, for a school project.

She said she couldn't really think of any.

"So you've been pretty healthy all your life?" I asked.

"Yep." she replied contentedly.

"So you've never been bed ridden?" I went on.

"Lord yes, hundreds of times, and once in a buggy!"

My Grandma's sense of humor has always been her strongest attribute.

She was mugged a few years ago, unfortunately. As the young punk held her up and demanded all her money, she said, "I don't have any money."

"I don't believe you! I'm gonna search you! " he sneered. So he started patting her down all over really well.

"I guess you don't have any money..." he said disappointed.

"I told you," my Grandma replied. "But if you do that again, I'll write you a check!"