A man parks his bicycle nearby the Parliament house and walks on.

A police constable stops him and asks, "Why did you park your bicycle here? Don't you know it is a VIP road and all parliamentarians and senators pass from here?"

Man replied, "Don't you worry about it, I locked my bicycle!"

A couple were travelling on a flight. An air hostess approaches the man, with an attractive lady following right behind her, and asks, "Sir, would you like an upgrade?"

He replied, "Oh yes, thank you."

The air hostess turns to his wife and says, "Get up, let her sit here."