Why did Sally fall off the swing?

She had no arms.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

He was hit by a bus.

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Not Sally.

A son of two parents found out a way to get money from almost anyone. He first went up to his mom said, "I know your secret." She said, "Here is 20 bucks, don't tell anyone."

He then went up to his dad and said, "I know your secret." He said, "Here is 20 bucks, don't tell anyone."

He saw the mailman and ran up to him and said, "I know your secret." The mailman said, "Here is 20 bucks, now get in the truck, son."