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Laugh and Enjoy Life

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Member Since : Apr, 2016
# of jokes posted : 32
# of followers : 18
# of following: 28
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 747.00
$25.00 won 11 votes

How many elves does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twenty! One to change it and nineteen to stand on each other's shoulders.

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Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
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$15.00 won 12 votes

What kind of music do Christmas elves like the best?

Wrap music!

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A little boy goes to the doctor and tells him, "I'm smart Doc!"

The doctor says, "Really?" He then points to the boys foot and says, "What's that?"

"That's my foot."

"Very good," says the Doc. "What's that?" he asks, pointing to the boys knee.

"That's my knee."

"Excellent."

"Now, what's that?" he asks, pointing to the boys elbow.

"My elbow."

"Wow. How do you know all this stuff?"

" Kidneys Doc, kidneys," the boy says touching his head.

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Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
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$25.00 won 11 votes

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer.

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