If God had wanted me to touch my toes...
He would have put them on my knees!
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"If you could choose drinking wine every day or being skinny which would you choose?"
"I'd choose red or white."
My favorite way to de-clutter my space is to hold every item I own. If it does not bring me any joy, I toss it out.
So far I have thrown out all my vegetables, my electrical bill, a scale, a mirror, and my treadmill.
I'm one step closer to my goal for GETTING RICH...
All I need now is money!