I have decided to RETIRE and live off my savings...
Though I'm not sure what I will use the second week...
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My college son texted me a request for additional funds. He ended his text with "PLZ".
I asked him why he used the abbreviation. He said it was shorter than writing please.
I replied with, "No."
He asked why. I said it was shorter than writing yes.
I do not trip over things...
I just perform random gravity checks!
Do you realize people are prisoners to their phones?
That's why they are called CELL PHONES