A guy asked his friend, "What are the advantages of living in Sweden?"

His friend replied, "Well, the flag is a big plus!"

Q: What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall?

A: "Dam."

You wanna hear a dirty joke?

A boy fell in a mud puddle.

You wanna hear a clean joke?

He took a bath.

Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less than his wife.