I read that "by law you have to turn on your headlights when it is raining in SWEDEN."

How am I suppose to know if it's raining in Sweden???

Did you know that "dammit i'm mad" spelled backwards is "dammit I'm mad"?

Did you hear about the guy that created the KNOCK KNOCK JOKE?

He won the NO-BELL prize.

As i watched my dog chasing his tail I thought how easily dogs are amused...

Then, I thought how easily amused i am watching my dog chase his tail.