Mary Profile



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Member Since : Oct, 2016
# of jokes posted : 15
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 150.00
$7.00 won 6 votes

All parents are proud of overachieving children, and one father was no exception...

The bumper sticker on his car read "My Kid Made Your License Plate".

6 votes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Mary" |
$15.00 won 10 votes

Q: What do you call an old snowman?

A: Water

10 votes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Mary" |
$12.00 won 10 votes

There are three kinds of men in this world...

Some remain single and make wonders happen.

Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.

The rest get married and wonder what happened???

10 votes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Mary" |
$15.00 won 7 votes

I had finished my Christmas shopping early and had wrapped all the presents. Having two curious children, I had to find a suitable hiding place. I chose an ideal spot—the furnace room. I stacked the presents and covered them with a blanket, positive they’d remain undiscovered.

When I went to get the gifts to put them under the tree, I lifted the blanket and there, stacked neatly on top of my gifts, were presents addressed to "Mom and Dad, From the Kids."

7 votes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Mary" |