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Guy goes to top of the mountain and screams, "I LOVE YOU!" He waits for the echo. It takes a while, but he finally hears it. Echo replies, "I have a boyfriend!"
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A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up...
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Why did the gardener always eat her toast dry? Because she saw the butter-fly!!
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