baby jokes

Category: "Baby Jokes"
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What are the two reasons why babies wear diapers?

Number 1 and Number 2!

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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A three-year old walks over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in a doctor’s office. “Why is your stomach so big?” he asks.

“I'm having a baby,” she replies.

“Is the baby in your stomach?” he asks, with his big eyes.

“Yes, it is.”

“Is it a good baby?”

“Oh, yes. A really good baby.”

Shocked and surprised, the little boy asks, “Then why did you eat him?”

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posted by "manjinder" |
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What do triplets need more than single babies? More Womb!

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posted by "Mark Jones" |
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Panicking when her toddler swallowed a tiny magnet, my sister, Betty, rushed him to the emergency room.

"He'll be fine," the doctor promised her. "The magnet should pass through his system in a day or two."

"How will I be sure?" she pressed.

"Well," the doctor suggested, "you could stick him on the refrigerator. When he falls off, you'll know."

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posted by "HENNE" |