doctor jokes

Category: "Doctor Jokes"
0 votes

The Seven stages of man...

Spills, Drills, Shrills, Bills, Ills, Pills, and Wills.

0 votes
posted by "Sandra Barton" |
1 votes

One day at a local clinic, the doctor is outraged to see that he has no patients to examine. So he called his assistant to ask what happened.

His assistant replied, "I asked the patients if they are feeling okay, and they said 'no', so I told them to go home and get plenty of rest!"

1 votes
posted by "Alydar" |
$9.00 won 15 votes

My teenage patient’s mother was concerned. “He must have a temperature,” she said. “He hasn’t taken our motorcycle out all day.”

“Let me ask you,” I said. “Do you have a thermometer?”

“No,” she said. “A Kawasaki.”

15 votes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Mounika" |
0 votes

I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia where I deny the existence of certain '80s bands...

There is no Cure.

0 votes
posted by "D-Gellybean" |