doctor jokes

Category: "Doctor Jokes"
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Doctor and patient conversation.

Doctor: "Can you give me your name and date of birth?"

Patient: "Why? Are you not happy with yours?"

Doctor: "Let's just move on shall we... can you take a deep breathe for me?"

Patient: "Have you tried oxygen?"

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posted by "Janice Marler" |
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Doctor: "I accidentally left my gloves inside your stomach during your operation. We have to operate on you again."

Patient: "Are you kidding me?!?! Tell you what Doc, take this $10 bill and buy a new pair!"

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posted by "RS" |
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A guy goes to the doctor and after a thorough examination the doc says, "I'm going to put you in an isolation room."

The guy replies, "Will that make me better?"

"No. I am also going to put you on a diet of dry wafer biscuits."

"Will that make me better?"

"No," the doctor replied, "but it's the only food that'll fit under the door."

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posted by "Harmonica Harry" |
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I have this condition where I eat if I can't sleep...

It's called Insom-nom-nom-nom-nia

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |