As the first grade teach bent over to pick up an eraser, little Joey started to giggle. "Teacher, I just saw your stockings."

The teacher replied, "You will stay in for recess with that remark."

Later, she bent over to pick up a piece of chalk as little Mikey began to giggle, "Teacher, I just saw your knees."

The teacher demanded he go to the office immediately for that remark. Still later she bent way down to pick up a piece of paper and little Billy began to clean out his desk and head for the door. Teacher asked Billy where he was going.

He replied, "Teacher, I see my school days are over."