Reporter: Sir, may we interview you regarding your black and white cows!
Farmer: Sure! Go ahead!
Reporter: What do they usually eat?
Farmer: Which one? The white or the black one?
Reporter: The white one.
Reporter: How about the black?
Farmer: Grass also!
Reporter: (wondering) And where do you bathe them?
Farmer: The white one or the black one?
Reporter: The black one! (upset)
Farmer: The river.
Reporter: And the white?
Farmer: The river too.
Reporter (angry): Why do you always ask for the color when you came up with the same answer?!
Farmer: Sorry, but you know why? The white cow is mine.
Reporter: And what about the black one?
Farmer: Mine too!
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