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TheBee

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Member Since : Jul, 2019
# of jokes posted : 23
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Location: United States
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3 votes

Johnny whispers into his dad’s ear, "Will you give me ten dollars if I tell you what the man in the uniform says to mom every morning?"

The father takes ten dollars out of his wallet and hands it to the boy. "Now, tell me what he says?"

The boy looks at his dad and says, "Good morning, I’ve got some mail for you."

3 votes

CATEGORY Police Jokes
posted by "TheBee" |
4 votes

Johnny's mother sees the young boy tiptoeing down the hall with a bucket of water.

She asks, "Johnny, why are you tiptoeing around with a bucket of water?"

Johnny answers, "Dad asked me to quietly wake him at five."

4 votes

posted by "TheBee" |
18 votes

A man says to his neighbor, "I have an extraordinary dog. He brings me the newspaper every morning."

The neighbor responds by saying, "That’s nothing special. Lots of dogs do that."

The man says, "Sure, but I don’t have a subscription."

18 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "TheBee" |
6 votes

When her husband returns home at two in the morning, the wife confronts him.

"I told you two beers and home by ten o’clock!"

The man replies, "I'm sorry honey, I must have gotten the two numbers mixed up."

6 votes

posted by "TheBee" |