***Punny News Headlines***

Metal fans keep cool at concert...
Limbo dancers reach new low....
Lawyer loses his case- Finds it in Car....
Cellmates complete each other sentences...
Global explorer finds himself....
Missing link found online....

Q: What's the funniest joke ever?

A: Chris Benson

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh....

You want to hear a word I just made up ?

Plagiarism....