Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Mesut.

How may I assist you?

Hahaha, Yeah right.

So I'm heading up to my parents house driving like 90 mph when a lady cop pulls me over, comes up to my car and she's like...

"Young man, speeding? I've been waiting for you all day."

I look up to her and I say, "I'm so sorry I'm late officer, I got here as fast as I could..."

So, my friend sent me an invitation card to her wedding. I hate weddings, so I sent her a message saying, I am sorry I can't make it now, maybe next time.

She now hates me!