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D-Gellybean

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 596
# of followers : 16
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 4
Location: United States
won: $ 996.00
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A father was very proud when his son went off to college. He came to tour the school on Parents’ Day, and observed his son hard at work in the chemistry lab.

“What are you working on, son?"

“A universal solvent,” explained his son. “A solvent that’ll dissolve anything."

His father whistled, clearly impressed, then wondered aloud, “What will you keep it in?”

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You should always be nice to your children...

...they pick which nursing home you go to when you get really old!

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I wonder why scissors comes in packages that you need them to open them?

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If someday we all go to prison for downloading music...

I hope they split us by music genre.

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