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wadejagz

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Member Since : Apr, 2016
# of jokes posted : 523
# of followers : 7
# of following: 3
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 178.00
4 votes

A woman visited a psychic of some local repute. In a dark and gloomy room, gazing at the Tarot cards laid out before her, the Tarot reader delivered the bad news: "There is no easy way to say this so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent death this year."

Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the psychic's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know.

She met the Tarot reader's gaze, steadied her voice and asked, "Will I get away with it?"

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What is the cause of most computer problems?

It's the loose nut between the chair and the keyboard.

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