"Why did you name your pig Ink?"
"Because it kept running out of the pen."
Traveler: "Will this path take me to the main road?"
Stranger: "No, you will have to go by yourself."
Optimist...
A college student who opens his wallet and expects to find money.
"Doctor, doctor, I swallowed a bone."
"Are you choking?"
"No, I really did!"