When I was young, a bully was trying to pick a fight with me.

He said, "My dad can whoop your dad!"

I replied, "So what, so can my mom!"

When the Spider e-mailed the Fly, what did he say?

"Please, come see my WEB!"

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Ah forget it, it's over your head!

I was raised on a farm. One night while walking down a dirt, country path, a man jumped out of the bushes, hit me on the head with a bottle of milk, a dozen eggs, and a churn full of butter.

How Dairy He!