I said to my wife, "I need to call the doctor today."
"Which doctor?" she asked.
"No, the regular kind."
A man was walking down the street stealing loads of garden gates...
No one said anything in case he took a fence!
Moe: "My wife converted me to religion."
Joe: "Really?"
Moe: "Yes. Until I married her I didn't believe in hell."
The heart specialist was operating on the patient when he suddenly said, “Don’t worry, Adam. This is a minor operation. Everything will be all right.”
The patient replied, “Thank you Doctor, but my name is Jose.”
The heart specialist said, “I know that. Adam is my name.”