Favorite this joke Why do Pirate's bury treasure?
Because banks won't deal with people who are better at stealing than they are.
If the proverbial snake swallowing its tail ever finishes its mission...
Will it blink itself out of proverbial existence?
A husband who has been working out as per his new years resolution says to his wife, "Honey, I think I took on too much for a beginner. I've decided to break up my workout."
"Oh?" his wife asked, "How's the new work-out divided up?"
The husband confidently replied, "Half for you and half for me."
Occam's razor: The simplest solution is probably correct.
Occam's chainsaw: If it were that simple I wouldn't have a problem.
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