My landlord texted me saying we need to meet up and talk about how high my heating bill is.
I replied back: “Sure, my door is always open.”
Dad to his son: “Do you want to hear a really good Batman impression?!”
Son: “Go on, then.”
Dad growls: “NOOOOO, NOT THE KRYPTONITE!”
Son: “Dad, that’s Superman!”
Dad: “Thanks, I’ve been practicing a lot.”