Favorite this joke The preacher was going for a dinner visit at the home of a family where the Dad was a member of the church but the mother was not. The mother was agreeable that her husband could invite the preacher to the house for a meal though. When the preacher arrived, the mother was still working in the kitchen so he sat in the living room getting acquainted with the children.
"What are we having for dinner?" he asked.
"Crow," said the little girl.
"Oh," he said, perplexed, "do you mean chicken?"
"No," said the little girl. "Mommy said we are having the ole crow for dinner."
It's been really hot this summer.
The other day I saw a robin pulling a worm out of the ground using potholders.
An elderly friend told about a nephew of his who became an orthopedic bone surgeon 50 years ago and moved to Colorado.
"Oh, where in Colorado did he move too?"
"I don't know but I'm sure it was at the base of a mountain that had a ski slope on it."
A southern grandmother went with the family to visit Niagara falls.
She decided to order ten hot dogs from the restaurant for the extended family.
When her number was called she was given tea and a hot dog.
She told the lady that she had ordered ten hot dogs.
The lady said, that's what we gave you, tea and a hot dog.
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