Favorite this joke Husband: “I’ve looked everywhere and I can’t find it.”
Translation: “I looked in one spot and gave up because I’m lost without you.”
Killing your father is called patricide.
Killing your mother is called matricide.
So, what is killing your friend called?
Homie-cide
Who is the meanest reindeer in Santa's herd?
Olive.
You've heard the song.
"Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names."
Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get a Christmas present?
Because the rest of the letters were not-E.
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