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A nurseryman called a customer that had purchased and had decorated his Christmas tree for years, not knowing that he just had the worst of a financial deal.

Nurseryman: "Are you ready to order your Christmas tree and schedule delivery and decorating it for this year?"

Customer: Yes, I'm ready to schedule delivery but I am going to have my broker decorate it this year."

Nurseryman: "Why your broker?"

Customer: "Its the only thing he hasn't trimmed."

What do you call a priest that’s also a lawyer?

A father in law.

Michigan Lawyer: "Well Barney, so you want me to defend you? Have you got any money?"

Barney: "No sir. I ain't got no money, but I do get a 1928 Ford Car!"

Lawyer: "Well you can raise money on that. Now let's see, just what do they accuse you of stealing?"

Barney: "A 1928 Ford Car."