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$10.00 4 votes

My doctor was giving me a hard time about my health. To get back on his good side I bought a puppy and named him 'Five Miles'.

That way, when I went to see my doctor I could tell him, "I walk five miles every morning!"

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place wins $10.00
posted by "danmug" |
$9.00 4 votes

What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?

A may-bee!

4 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 6th Place wins $9.00
posted by "kellymario" |
$8.00 4 votes

There is a guy who has a dog that doesn't obey him. He gets a recommendation for a great dog trainer and decides to go there. The dog owner walks in the room and asks, "Can you train my dog?"

The trainer replies, "Well, I can train your dog, and I will give you a quick demonstration of how I work."

He dumps a box full of bones on the floor and blows a whistle. A dog comes in and makes a skeleton with the bones.

"Wow!" says the dog owner, "What kind of dog is that?"

"That's a nurse's dog," responds the trainer.

Then he blows the whistle again and a second dog comes in the room. That dog makes a big building.

The dog owner says, "Wow! What kind of dog is that?"

"That's an architect's dog," replies the trainer.

Then the trainer blows the whistle again and a third dog comes in. That dog takes all the bones and runs away.

"What kind of dog is that?" says the dog owner.

"That's a lawyer's dog."

4 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place wins $8.00
posted by "HENNE" |
$7.00 3 votes

What is unique about Humans?

Humans are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.

3 votes

Joke Won 8th Place wins $7.00
posted by "wadejagz" |