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$10.00 8 votes

“I feel like carp today...”

“Yeah, you look a little fishy.”

8 votes

Joke Won 5th Place wins $10.00
posted by "stee" |
$9.00 8 votes

Son: "Mom, do fairies fly?"

Mom: "Yes honey, they do. Why do you ask?"

Kid: "This morning dad told the maid that she looks like Tinkerbell, the fairy. Does that mean she will fly too?"

Mom: "Oh yes, she will fly right out of this house!"

8 votes

Joke Won 6th Place wins $9.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$8.00 8 votes

A co-worker asked if I knew what to do about a computer problem that was preventing her from getting e-mails. After calling the help desk, I told my colleague that e-mail was being delayed to check for a computer virus.

"It’s a variant of the I Love You virus, only worse," I said.

"What could be worse?" my single co-worker asked wryly. "The Let’s Just Be Friends virus?"

8 votes

Joke Won 7th Place wins $8.00
posted by "Mary" |
$7.00 7 votes

Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun...

But I have never been able to make out the numbers.

7 votes

Joke Won 8th Place wins $7.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |