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$10.00 3 votes

Father: Now Little Johnny, be good while I’m away.

Little Johnny: Okay dad, I’ll be good for a dollar.

Father: Why son, when I was your age I was good for nothing!

3 votes

Joke Won 5th Place wins $10.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$9.00 3 votes

A woman saw an electrician walking up her drive and rushed to the door.

"Why did you come today?" she barked. "You were supposed to repair the doorbell yesterday?

I know," the electrician replied. "I rang three times. There was no answer, so I thought you must be out."

3 votes

CATEGORY Business Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place wins $9.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$8.00 3 votes

What’s the matter with your wife, she looks upset?”

“She got a terrible shock.”

“What was it?”

“She was assisting at a rummage sale at the church. She took off her new $20 hat and somebody sold it for 50 cents.”

3 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place wins $8.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
$7.00 2 votes

A professor at a museum noticed his tomb exhibit was empty.

He walks by a little boy who is lost and crying.

He asked the boy what's wrong. "I want my mommy!" the boy sniffed.

The professor said, "I know how you feel, I want my mummy too!"

2 votes

CATEGORY Science Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place wins $7.00
posted by "Tutman" |