A woman saw an electrician walking up her drive and rushed to the door.
"Why did you come today?" she barked. "You were supposed to repair the doorbell yesterday?
I know," the electrician replied. "I rang three times. There was no answer, so I thought you must be out."
A professor at a museum noticed his tomb exhibit was empty.
He walks by a little boy who is lost and crying.
He asked the boy what's wrong. "I want my mommy!" the boy sniffed.
The professor said, "I know how you feel, I want my mummy too!"