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What type of music do unpaid musicians play?

Baroque!

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CATEGORY Musician Jokes
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posted by "Elaine Kolasa" |
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JOHNNY: "Say Mom, was our baby sent down from heaven?"

MOTHER: "Yes, son."

JOHNNY: "I guess they like to have things quiet up there, huh?"

3 votes

CATEGORY Baby Jokes
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posted by "Patsy Christian" |
2 votes

What did the volcano say to the earth?

What else, "I lava you!"

2 votes

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posted by "Jean McCullough" |
2 votes

A man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi," the man replied, "My wife is poisoning me."

The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?"

The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me. What should I do?"

The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to her. I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know."

A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says. "I spoke to your wife… spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?"

The man said yes, and the Rabbi replied, "Take the poison."

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |