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"Waiter, it's been half hour since I ordered that turtle soup."

"Yes, sir, but you know how slow turtles are."

6 votes

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  • Egbert : voted for this one. you new? check mine out if you like. hope this helps you finish in the money

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      • barber7796 : welcome to jokeaday. hope my vote puts you in the money. check out my jokes and tell me if you like them

        • pinkgalaxy3 : good one, voted

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          • Dan the Man 009 : Welcome to A Joke A Day. You got my first vote. Be sure to check out mine. ;)

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