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Favorite this joke After ordering a milkshake, a man had to leave his seat in the restaurant to use the rest room. Since he didn't want anyone to take his shake, he took a paper napkin, wrote on it, "The world's strongest weight lifter," and left it under his glass.
When he returned from making his call, the glass was empty. Under it was a new napkin with a note that said "Thanks for the treat!" It was signed, "The world's fastest runner."
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Dan the Man 009 : Great joke! ;-)
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Dan the Man 009 : Pony9CA - so critical on everyone’s jokes. It’s getting annoying. Quit it or else. No one likes it.
Pony99CA : The first paragraph said he left his table to use the rest room. The second paragraph said he returned from making his call. Do a lot of people go the bathroom to make calls?
barber7796 : Technically in a restaurant it is called a REST ROOM not a bathroom. bathroom is where you go take a bath at home. Also, using a cell phone while in the RESTROOM in a place of business is considered MULTITASKING.
barber7796 : excellent one