A nurseryman called a customer that had purchased and had decorated his Christmas tree for years, not knowing that he just had the worst of a financial deal.

Nurseryman: "Are you ready to order your Christmas tree and schedule delivery and decorating it for this year?"

Customer: Yes, I'm ready to schedule delivery but I am going to have my broker decorate it this year."

Nurseryman: "Why your broker?"

Customer: "Its the only thing he hasn't trimmed."