- Fell out of the family tree.
- Forgot to pay his brain bill.
- Goes surfing in Nebraska.
- Golf bag doesn't have a full set of irons.
- Got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't watching.
- He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
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S.Sovetts : Voted!
chihuahuabulldog : Voted. Cute