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One day a Stepford Wife entered an auto body shop claiming that she’d suffered extensive damage to her new car.
The mechanic thought he’d have some fun with her so he told her that she didn’t need him to fixed all the dents.
He said she could fix them herself by blowing into the tailpipe as hard as she could and they’d all pop out.

The Stepford Wives went home and proceeded to get down on her hands and knees in the driveway. She was blowing into the pipe as hard as she could and her face was turning purple when The Stepford Wife from across the street walked over and asked what she was doing?

After hearing the whole story the second Stepford Wife pauses for a moment then responds, “Hello! The windows are down!"

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  • zee : What kinda women-hater wld write~~even think~~of a "joke" like this? More women college grads in U.S. & more women graduate students in U.S. than males for past decade~~so guys need to stop their hate & learn to respect those superior to them. "Why are little girls unable to fartt? 'Cuz they don't get a-holes until they get married." See, women can concoct dumb-blond male jokes too.

    • Lumbergranny : love the stepford reference

      • Dan the Man 009 : What is a “stepford wife”?

        • Egbert : like this stepford thing

          • ?Or# : Creative

            • Benjones : stepford? like it in place of blonds

              • barber7796 : is the STEPFORD WIFE the new BLONDE?

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