I am so Broke... when I stop at a street corner, the homeless give me money.

I am so Broke... my bank statement shows TWO decimals points on my current balance.

I am so Broke... a televangelist said that all of His children will prosper, except this guy and shows my picture.

I am so Broke... mathematicians can now show that if you divide any number by zero, it will equal what is in my bank account.

I am so Broke... I can't afford anything Free.

I am so Broke... even my IP address is 00.00.00.00

I am so Broke... I am proof that multiplying a negative and a negative WILL give you a negative again.

I am so Broke... when I use a calculator to get the value of Pi, all I get is .1